Thursday, November 30, 2006
TT #30

Match the slogans on the left with the products on the right. Click on the slogan to see the commercial if you get stuck. In fact, you might want to click on the commercials anyway--they're a lot of fun.
| slogan | product |
|---|---|
| 1. Have a **** and a smile. | a. anti-pollution PSA |
| 2. That's one tough ****. | b. Dodge Charger |
| 3. Wouldn't you like to be a **** too? | c. Samsonite |
| 4. You could be **** material. | d. Doublemint gum |
| 5. ABC Delicious. | e. Coke |
| 6. Can't get enough of that ****. | f. NBC |
| 7. In living color. | g. Starkist tuna |
| 8. People start ****, people can stop it. | h. Toys R Us |
| 9. Sorry, Charlie. | i. Pepsi |
| 10. Where's the beef? | j. Alpha-Bits |
| 11. The choice of a new generation. | k. Wendy's |
| 12. Double your pleasure. | l. Sugar Crisp |
| 13. I wanna be a **** kid. | m. Dr. Pepper |
There are hundreds more old commercials on RetroJunk. If you've got a few hours to kill, check it out.
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- ANCSweetNSassyGal: Christmas songs
- Maggie: Christmassy ways to annoy your spouse
- Chickadee: random
- about Blonde Chick
- Guy Ritchie movie quotes
- Racy Li: quizzes
- Julia: Christmas reading
- Domestic Goddess is thankful
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- why MG Braden likes to write
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

*** 40 Days and 40 Nights. Romantic comedy.
Directed by: Michael Lehmann
Starring: Josh Harnett
I avoided this one when it was in the theaters--and this was when we went to the movies on average at least once a week. Ah... gotta love living in a city. And theaters with military discounts. But somebody recently recommended this (I can't remember who, and it's probably a good thing), so I put it in my Netflix queue.
Unless you were living under a rock 4 years ago, you know that the plot involves the main character foregoing sex of any sort, including masturbation, for Lent.
And actually, the set-up was pretty good. Matt (Josh Hartnett) is having trouble getting over a break-up, and a string of one-night stands isn't helping, so expanding on advice from his seminarian brother, he decides to give up sex for the 40 days and 40 nights of Lent.
And then he makes the mistake of telling his friend. Which leads to an internet pool on whether he can make it the entire 40 days, all the expected jokes, and a variety of temptations thrown at him with increasing desperation. At least they put the betting in there to give his friends and co-workers a reason to be so concerned about his sex life, or lack of one.
He meets a girl at a laundromat, and there's the beginning of a nice, quirky romance. Then she finds out about the vow. And the movie crashed and burned. They've known each other for maybe two weeks at most, and she's violently angry that he's abstaining from sex. Good lord, woman, get a vibrator. It's only a couple more weeks, anyway, but apparently if she can't have sex with him, she wants nothing to do with him.
As for her assertion that he should have told her about it--they've just started dating. I'm sure she hadn't spilled her guts about everything in her life, either.
Then there's the back and forth (she loves him, she loves him not, and it's always the same argument--she can't wait until the 40 days are up for sex), and the ex-girlfriend shows up and wants that forbidden fruit.
And the ending! O. M. G. **** spoiler **** He has his friend tie him to his bed so he can make it the last couple hours. He falls asleep, the ex-girlfriend comes in, rapes him, the new girlfriend shows up, accuses him of cheating on her. Eventually, the new girlfriend forgives him for being raped, and they live HEA. **** If it had been a book, I'd've thrown it against the wall. If it had been my own movie, I'd have thrown it against the wall.
So basically, it was a good concept, poorly executed.
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*** The Bargain by Julia Templeton. Erotic historical romance...
...at least that's what it says on the cover. Personally, I didn't find it any more erotic than a mainstream historical romance, and a good deal less so than some (#12). But I'm getting ahead of myself.
We have our heroine Aleysia, dressed as a boy, an expert with a bow. Her twin brother is captured by Renaud de Wulf, and when he comes for her, she shoots him with an arrow. Even so, she's strangely attracted to him, and offers him "anything" in exchange for her brother's freedom.
There's the expected back and forth dilemma about Aleysia falling in love with the hated enemy, and the trust issue from Renaud, who seems hurt that his captive would try to escape, and surprised that she'd help her brother escape when he tells her he has to take him to the king to face execution anyway--sorry about that bargain.
There is nothing here I haven't read a dozen times before, and nothing to distinguish it. There is, as advertised, quite a lot of sex, but there's nothing to distinguish that, either.
My biggest problem with this story, however, is that it hits nearly every problem I have with historical romances, and romances in general:
- the heroine who dresses as a boy
- the heroine who's an expert marksman
- the back-and-forth of "I love him, but he's my enemy"
- the premature and illogical demands for trust
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Categories: Books, 3stars, HistoricalRomance
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006
TBR Challenge for November
There was really only one choice--an author that's been recommended to me by so many people I've lost track. Thank-you to every one of them. You were right.

Cordelia's Honor by Lois McMaster Bujold. Science fiction.
This is a 2-in-1 volume.
- ***** Shards of Honor.
Commander Cordelia Naismith of the Beta Colony is on a scientific expedition on an alien planet when she and an ensign return to find their camp destroyed and the crew that didn't escape to their ship killed by the Barrayarans. They're attacked, Cordelia falls into a ravine, and wakes up to find herself a prisoner of "the Butcher of Komarr," Captain Aral Vorkosigan.
Turns out, he's not the bloodthirsty villain he's been portrayed as, and he's in as much danger from at least some of his own people as she is.
They get to know each other--and fall in love--as they work together to bury the dead, care for the ensign (who'd been hit with a nerve disruptor), survive in unfamiliar terrain, and eventually recover his command.
I didn't entirely believe the romance, but had to take it as given. I did, however, believe the respect and admiration between them, and that was enough.
Shards of Honor was appropriately titled, as so much of the conflict for both of them has to do with honor. They're a wonderful couple of star-crossed lovers, both strong and honorable, and in impossible situations.
There are intriguing characters and hair-raising adventures, as well as painful and emotional decisions. I was very pleased with my introduction to All Things Bujold.
- ***** Barrayar.
This book comes next chronologically, but was published several years after Shards of Honor, and after other books in the same series.
Cordelia and Aral are now married, living on Barrayar, and expecting their first child. All is well, despite some culture shock on Cordelia's part, until the emperor dies and Aral is named Regent for the child emperor, and they're plunged into political intrigue and danger.
An attempt to poison them affects the growth of their unborn child and leaves Aral sterile. Cordelia opts to use the Betan technology left behind--a uterine replicator--to continue the pregnancy outside her body, and hires a medical scientist to perform experimental treatments on the baby, now named Miles, to save him.
The rest of the story is one page-turning adventure after another, as a pretender attempts to sieze the throne, kill Aral, and kill or kidnap the young emperor. But when Miles in his uterine replicator is taken and held hostage, Cordelia can't afford to play politics any longer.
All the great characters from Shards of Honor are back, and there's a lovely secondary romance--not a simple or easy one, of course. There's more worldbuilding, in the form of Cordelia's complaints and observations about the differences between Barrayar and the Beta Colony. Mostly, though, it's just en engrossing story full of adventure and characters I cared about.
I've had this in my TBR pile for at least 3 years, along with Young Miles and A Civil Campaign. I'm not altogether sorry I waited so long to read it, though, because the nagging had died down to only an occasional comment that didn't end up triggering my hyper-critical contrary side.
Young Miles is already in the queue, but I'm not sure about A Civil Campaign. Should I just go ahead and read it, or wait until I get the remaining intervening books?
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Monday, November 27, 2006

***** Prince of Ice by Emma Holly. Paranormal romance.
I admit it--I'm an Emma Holly fangirl. Though in general, I prefer her non-mainstream stories, she's outdone herself here. This is the 3rd story in this series about the Yama--that the humans in this alternative-Victorian-earth call demons.
Emma Holly's great at breaking rules, and she does so again here--starting a romance with the conception of the protagonists. It works, because that's where the story starts.
Heroine Xishi is conceived in a revenge plot--her mother is half-human, and her father is the emperor who exiled her mother's family for their impure blood.
Hero Corum has a genetic defect, discovered before birth, that will render him incapable of the strict emotional control common--and essential--to the Yama nobility. But his mother had been unable to conceive until now, and she refuses to abort the fetus, reasoning that she'll teach him control.
The two are raised together--both because of Xishi's mother's plot and because being around Xishi seems to be the only thing that calms young Corum. Then the time comes when Xishi is sent away, because she's too much of an influence on the young prince.
Xishi lives in an orphanage until she comes of age. Then, with no other alternatives, she enters training to become a pillow-girl, a courtesan.
Corum, meanwhile, learns control--such control that he's known as the Prince of Ice. Such control, in fact, that he's not at all interested in the young women the matchmakers are eager to pair him with, and his eyes have never turned black in the presence of any of them--this being a sign that the two would be genetically compatible. (It's like soul mates, but not quite, as it's not always a love match, nor is there necessarily only one match per person.)
So his father takes him to a brothel to get him a pillow girl, thinking that this will jump-start his libido. And Corum goes home with Xishi.
There's a wealth of world-building in this story. We learn much more about what makes the Yama tick, the structure of their society, and the political intrigues. The previous stories in this series were written from an outside perspective, but this is from the inside. I enjoy the way this world has been developed, maybe moreso because it's unusual to view the world first from the outside, then the inside.
There's also a wealth of sex and sensuality--a given in an Emma Holly book, but what's also a given is that it will be not only explicit, it'll be well-written and purposeful. There are no wasted scenes here, and nothing that makes me skim.
Best, though, is the story of Xishi and Corum: Corum's struggles with emotion; Xishi's loneliness when she's ostracized at the orphanage; the different paths their lives take them until those paths again intersect; and then the difficulties they go through, including life-and-death danger, to be together in the end. It's an epic romantic adventure.
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Categories: Books, 5stars, ParanormalRomance
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Sunday, November 26, 2006
Link of the Week # 25
An Urban Fairy Tale
http://www.urban-fairies.com/background.html
and
Locations
http://www.urban-fairies.com/locations.html
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Saturday, November 25, 2006

X-Libris Erotica, Omnibus One. Erotica.
- **** Dark Secret by Marina Anderson.
This was the best of the bunch, I thought. Harriet thinks she's been hired as a personal assistant to American actress Rowena, but she was actually hired as a catalyst to upset the sex/romance triangle between Rowena, her director husband Lewis, and her brother Chris.
Lewis proposed the experiment with a two-fold purpose: to use the presence of another woman to break up the incestual relationship between Rowena and Chris; and to plot out the course of what he expects to be his finest film.
Harriet is the only one not in on the scheme, and it's soon apparent that she's the wild card, and she affects them all in ways they hadn't predicted.
There's plenty of sex, of course, but there's also a lot of emotional and plot content to it. The incest was icky, but as it was consensual and not coerced at all, it could have been worse. I wasn't sure about the need for the bit about making a movie at first, but it provided a good framework and reason for both Lewis and Rowena to stick with the charade even when things started to get sticky.
- ** Sisters Under the Skin by Vanessa Davies.
This one, I didn't like. Half-sisters Louise and Gina are reunited after a 10-year estrangement when Louise leaves her husband and, having nowhere to go, asks Gina if she can stay for a while.
Turns out that Gina's lucrative job is as an exotic dancer and sometime prostitute, and she lives with her lover Ahmed, who owns the club where she's the headliner.
You can see where this is going, right? Louise decides to dance to earn the money she needs. It takes her a whole weekend to become great at it. There's a lot of what seems like juvenile snickering going on--oooh, she showed her boobs!
Near the end, there's an attempt at a role reversal, which could have been good, if I'd cared about either of the sisters. I didn't. They were both unpleasant and self-righteous (if that term can be applied to a person who looks down on someone who's reluctant to join in a sex-and-drug orgy), and the only interesting character was ex-porn star Rick who was trying to make a new life for himself, and who had far too small a role in this story.
- *** Educating Eleanor by Nina Sheridan.
This one also starts with a woman, Eleanor, leaving her husband, and needing money. Eleanor is a non-fiction writer, and her agent's latest project is for her to work with sex researcher Marcus Grant on a book about awakening a woman's sexuality.
She is, of course, resistant--in large part because she feels her low libido caused her husband to "turn gay." She's persuaded to collaborate, but only if she can test out his theories on herself, because she's planning to prove him wrong, though subconsciously hoping he's right.
Marcus's theory is that by exploring various facets of sexuality, a woman will learn what turns her on, and she'll become more sexual. His list of facets is pretty simplistic: massage, pornography, exhibitionism/voyeurism, lesbian experiences, and S&M; and Eleanor's response to the tasks was almost unbelievably naive.
Still, the story was saved because of the non-sex aspects. The collaboration and experiment have consequences neither of them anticipated, both emotional and sexual.
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Categories: Books, 4stars, 3stars, 2stars, Erotica
Labels: 2 stars, 3 stars, 4 stars, books, erotica
Friday, November 24, 2006
The SF Meme
I snagged this from Doug, who got it from Jon Hansen’s blog:
“Behold, the SF Book Club’s list of The 50 Most Significant SF & Fantasy Books, 1953-2002. And no list like that can go without someone somewhere turning it into a meme. Shocking, this internet.
So, the rules: Bold the ones you have read, strike through the ones you read and hated, italicize those you started but never finished and put a star next to the ones you love.”
Let’s make this at least marginally interesting. Any books here I haven’t read which you consider an absolute MUST?
I might have read some of the others and not remembered them--in my teens and early 20s, I read a lot of sf/f, but apparently not the famous ones.Interview with the Vampire, Anne Rice
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Friday's Mini Poll #10
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**** Valley of Silence by Nora Roberts. Contemporary paranormal romance.
This is the last of the Circle trilogy that started with Morrigan's Cross and continued with Dance of the Gods. The concensus seemed to be that this would be the best of the series and everyone seemed to be waiting for Cian's story.
So when I wasn't thrilled, I wanted to know why--what other people saw in this book that I didn't, and vice versa--and it was off the the Amazon reviews to try to figure it out. The positive ones drooled over Cian; the negative ones complained that there were *gasp* vampires. I don't know why I bothered.
It did make me think more about my reactions, though, which was, after all, the purpose.
First, the good stuff. I liked the interactions between the group of 6, and basically the characters in general. The four stars is primarily for the characters, including the bad guys. The vampire leader Lilith, her 2nd in command Lora, her "son" Davey, and their wizard ally Midir were nicely creepy, believable, and 3-dimensional. They were vain and selfish, but cared about each other. I didn't agree with the reviews that said they weren't evil enough. Evil with human characteristics is so much more interesting than just pure evil.
Also, Cian and Moira were in a pretty impossible situation--always a good plot for a romance. He's an immortal vampire, content with his life in 21st-century earth. She's a mortal, queen of her people, in Geall, an alternate world that's mostly like medieval earth.
I appreciated Moira's growth once she became queen, and how she proved herself to her people, stood up for them, and motivated them.
But I think this trilogy dragged on too long for me. The war that was supposed to provide the bulk of the conflict in this book didn't. I didn't really care about any of the people involved in the earlier skirmishes; and the outcome, and even the course of the big battle at the end were predictable and thus lacked tension.
There was very little tension in the romance plot, either. Cian and Moira initially tried to deny their feelings for each other, but Moira decided to sieze what happiness she could, and didn't have much trouble convincing Cian. Any complaints about their relationship from the other 4 or from Moira's subjects were dismissed easily.
And oddly, despite the fact that in Morrigan's Cross, Cian was a fascinating character, he had very little to do in this book. It's primarily Moira's book, about her becoming queen, her personal growth, her battle to save her people, and her tragedy of loving someone she couldn't have a happily-ever-after with. Cian was just a secondary character here.
As for the ending... I know plenty of people like paranormal stories that end like this ****spoiler**** with the vampire/werewolf/whatever becoming human again **** but when it happens, especially without a lot of effort on the character's part, it feels like a cop-out to me. In fact, I think I'd have liked this book better--or at least felt it was more honest--without the happy ending. Don't get me wrong--I do not at all advocate pushing the envelope of romance genre conventions by eschewing the happy ending--with an other-than-happy ending, I'd have called it something other than romance.
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Categories: Books, 4stars, ParanormalRomance
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Big 10 Quiz
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Heh. Well, yeah. I didn't just pick it out of a hat or trick my husband into letting the Army send him there for no reason. :)
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*** Liavek: The Players of Luck, ed. by Will Shetterly & Emma Bull. Fantasy.
This is the 2nd book in the series begun with Liavek. I'm not really sure why I like this anthology series less well than the similar Thieves' World (#10) series. Though as I look back, I didn't like all of that series, either.
I'm wondering if perhaps the way I've been reading these recent two Liavek books has something to do with my lukewarm feelings about them. It's how I always (for the past couple of years, anyway) read anthologies and omnibuses (correct, btw--I looked it up here). I read them one story or novella or novel at a time, with another book in between. It keeps the stories from blurring into each other and allows me to experience each one individually. It works very well in most cases, but I'm beginning to suspect it might not be best for this type of fantasy anthology.
My biggest problem with most of the stories in this anthology--even the ones I liked--was the language/wording/tone/names--that flavor of writing that a lot of fantasy books have. It got to the point with a couple of the stories that I started wondering if they were written in a deliberately obscure fashion, trying to trip up unworthy readers the way a certain kind of teacher will write tests, not to see if students understand the material, but to try to trick them, a complaint I already expounded on here. Perhaps if I read the stories all in a row instead of with breaks in between, the transition to the fantasy-style wouldn't be so difficult, and I'd enjoy them more. The next one I read, I'll try it that way.
- "A Happy Birthday" by Will Shetterly. A small child foils an attempt to kill The Magician. This one has recurring characters, and was clever, but the multitude of names at the beginning was confusing.
- "Before the Paint Is Dry" by Kara Dalkey. This was one of my favorites. For one thing, it was different. A mural is commissioned for the Council Chamber, that, when completed, will contain a magic spell making the council members' minds susceptible to despair. It's up to recurring character and art critic to fix it.
- "The Rat's Alley Shuffle" by Charles DeLint is a good example of a story that was confusing. Too many names, and ambiguous genders (not a problem, except when the names were replaced with pronouns, then I couldn't figure out who was doing what). There was also an unexplained departure from the established worldbuilding. Wizards in Liavek have to reinvest their luck every year on their birthdays, during the hours of their birth. But the plot of this story had someone inviting a group of wizards to a card game on their birthdays so he could bind their luck in the deck of cards. It was a clever story, but it didn't make sense within the established rules.
- "Two Houses in Saltigos" by Pamela Dean. Another story that starts by confusing me with way too many names. It's a sequel of sorts to her story in the previous anthology, with the suicide order. It takes place in a theater, and the multitude of gender-ambiguous names (I'm wondering if this is a requirement) was even more confusing, because the actors seemed to take roles regardless of gender. I'm not harping on this, really, it's vastly more a matter of clarity rather than gender-identity. In any case, it seems deliberate in this story, which is about a love-tangle between several people for whom gender is irrelevant. It's one of the longer stories in the book, and it did become much clearer about halfway through, but if I weren't so stubborn, I'd have stopped reading after the first few pages.
- "Rikiki and the Wizard" by Patricia C. Wrede. Once again, she writes about the god Rikiki, but this time it's an extremely short story--a fairy tale, about a wizard who offered his daughter's hand in marriage to whichever god would make him so rich and famous that he would never be forgotten. It's written in fairy-tale style, as is the conclusion. Very cute story.
- "Dry Well" by Nathan A. Bucklin. The convergence of a musician-by-default; His Scarlet Eminence, the regent; a shipwreck; magic; history; and the strange workings of fate. It's a convoluted story, but complete and satisfying. Another of my favorites.
- "Choice of the Black Goddess" by Gene Wolfe. This has another shipwreck. A floundering ship lands on an island where a theater troupe has shipwrecked. Several people have gone missing, and they end up playing a deadly game of shah (which sounds like chess, but with fewer pieces). Even when it was finished, I wasn't quite sure what had happened.
- "The Ballad of the Quick Levars" by Jane Yolen. This is a poem, followed by a few paragraphs of explanation. Seems more like an entry in an encyclopedia on Liavek than a story.
- "Pot Luck" by Megan Lindholm. Pot boil is a common delicacy in Liavek--it involves a stew that's kept continuously over the fire, and every day additional ingredients are added. (sounds much like the way I ate when I was a poor student) One inn is particularly famous for its pot boil, until one day, the owner comes in and it reeks. The solution to this mystery was fairly obvious, but it was a fun, and relatively un-confusing story.
- "Show of Faith" by Gregory Frost. A thief, while trying to steal grain with which to make alcohol, ends up with a magic artifact that allows one to speak with the dead. I didn't quite buy the ending. ****spoiler**** Why would the regent just leave when she mentioned contacting a woman he'd killed, instead of killing her as he'd intended? ****
- "An Act of Trust" by Steven Brust. This was just confusing. It takes place before/after/during the previous story, explaining some details, contradicting others.
- "Ishu's Gift" by Charles R. Saunders is subtitled "an Ombayan Folktale," and that describes it quite well. It's like Ombaya's version of the story of the Garden of Eden.
- "A Cup of Worrynot Tea" by John M. Ford. Another confusing story. Worrynot tea is the Liavekans' birth control. The story starts out sounding like a matchmaking attempt, then about halfway through, it changes, and there are forged messages, a battle, some possible jealousy, and the question of whether or not to reinvest ones luck, and then it just ends.
- "The Well-Made Plan" by Emma Bull. The title is ironic, because the plan in question goes completely awry, and noble wizard Koseth wakes up to find himself in the body of young wizard Silvertop, and his body, presumably housing Silvertop, has been kidnapped. It's a fun story, one of the better ones of the anthology.
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Categories: Books, 3stars, Fantasy
Labels: 3 stars, books, fantasy
Monday, November 20, 2006

** A Christmas to Remember by Thomas Kinkade and Katherine Spencer. General fiction.
This is, I think, the 7th story set in the small fictional town of Cape Light. Sadly, I've read a previous one (#11), and familiarity didn't help.
The story goes between 3 different story threads: 1) elderly curmudgeon Lillian Warwick is injured in a fall (the flyleaf says she has pneumonia--she doesn't); 2) Lillian in her youth; and 3) nursing student Lucy Bates.
You'd think the three threads would intertwine--that Lucy would end up caring for Lillian at the hospital, and that things that happened in Lillian's youth would affect her present. They don't. At all. It's like three completely separate stories.
The only commonality between young Lillian and old Lillian is that I didn't like either one of them. Young Lillian was the type of young woman who's rude to men on principle. I despise that trait. And old Lillian was rude to everyone.
Lucy wasn't much better--she was a doormat. Her husband resents her spending time at her studies, especially when she has to work at the hospital, so he belittles her and does his best to undermine her confidence, refusing to help with the kids or the house. Lucy's reaction? To doubt herself and finally give up.
There were also a couple of annoying errors that stuck in my head. One was the nursing school. At one point, Lucy performs perfectly all day, but forgets to raise a bed rail. Her instructor tells her she gets an F for the day because of that. I don't buy that one mistake would merit a failing grade. I also don't buy that nursing students get letter grades for each day. Granted, my hospital experience is a couple of decades old, and it was a decade earlier than that that my mom went to nursing school, so it could very well be realistic--it just didn't feel like it.
The other one was really stupid. The hero of young Lillian's thread gets a Purple Heart. For valor. Um. No. Even non-military types know what Purple Hearts are, and they're not for valor. A quick click to Wikipedia would have fixed that.
Yeah, those were minor. The big problem is that the book was boring. Nothing really happened, there was no rhyme or reason to collecting those three threads in this book--it would have worked better if they'd been separated completely as 3 novellas instead of jumping between threads each chapter. The characters weren't likeable, and none of them changed--except for an unbelievable change of heart of Lucy's husband at the very end.
And there were the usual sappy lite-religious platitudes from Reverend Ben.
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Categories: Books, 2stars, GeneralFiction
Labels: 2 stars, books, GeneralFiction
Sunday, November 19, 2006
Link of the Week #24
Just what it says. Click with caution. It can be a real time-sink.
Categories: LOTW
Labels: cool links
Saturday, November 18, 2006

***** Purity in Death by J. D. Robb. Futuristic romantic suspense. Re-read.
This is, if I'm not mistaken, the 17th in the series. I could very well be mistaken, however, since I messed up the order. The last book I read in this re-read was Seduction in Death. For some reason, I put Portrait in Death on my TBR pile as the next one. I started reading it, found a reference to something that happened in Purity in Death, so I put it down and picked this one up. I completely forgot about re-reading Reunion in Death. I'm not sure I will, now that I'm already out of order. I'm getting a little tired of re-reading them, to tell you the truth.
But not this one. This, I think, is one of the best of the series.
Purity in Death starts with a panicky call from Trueheart saying he's killed a man. Turns out the man had actually been killed by a computer virus--infected deliberately by a vigilante group called The Purity Seekers.
Ignoring the mechanics of how the computer infected his brain, this book is just jam-packed with good stuff. There's a good mystery, with some unexpected twists, there are developments in the ongoing relationships (including announcement of Mavis's pregnancy), there's an injury--possibly permanent--to one of the team, life-and-death danger to another, political intrigue, and the thought-provoking question of vigilantism.
I loved the intensity of this book, both the tension resulting from the mystery plot, and that resulting from Eve's emotions. She's come a long way in 17 stories, going from being mostly a loner with all emotions kept tightly under lock & key to a person with a lot of people in her life who she cares about.
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Categories: Books, 5stars, RomanticSuspense
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Friday, November 17, 2006

****½ Crank. Action.
Directed by: Mark Neveldine & Brian Taylor
Starring: Jason Statham
OMG. I had no idea what to expect from this movie. Carl had seen reviews in Entertainment Weekly (it comes free with my YourMusic subscription, which is only $5.99/month--damn good deal--but I don't bother reading it), but all I knew was that it had Jason Statham in it--which is an excellent selling point.
From the very beginning, it was a bit "artsy." Quick cuts, odd camera angles, speeding up, slowing down. Sometimes this works, sometimes it's just annoying. This time, it worked.
Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) is an assassin, and his rival has injected him with a poison. The only thing keeping him alive is keeping his heart rate up--Chev figures this out on his own, by the way, which I liked, and it was confirmed later by his doc friend.
So he's on a quest to 1) save himself, if possible, 2) protect his girlfriend, and 3) get back at the rival who's killing him.
It's fast-moving, extremely violent, and surprisingly funny in spots. The... (I need to learn some film vocabulary--maybe take a beginning film class or something to learn the words for various effects) cinematic effects kept the tension high, and showed visually how the character was feeling.
In addition, the soundtrack was amazing. It was loaded with pop songs from a variety of musical genres and eras, and every single song fit its scene perfectly. I know music is supposed to be a part of a film, to help evoke moods, but this soundtrack was practically a character in itself.
And of course, you have Jason Statham, who's perfect in the role--cold-blooded killer, patient and sweet with his girlfriend (Amy Smart, who was nicely subtle as a woman whose boyfriend has just told her he's an assassin--she wasn't the bimbo I'd have expected, nor did she steal her scenes).
It's kind of like... Kill Bill meets Speed. Stylized violence, comic effects, and non-stop action. The premise is a little hard to swallow, but I didn't have any time to dwell on it before I got yanked into the action.
One thing it's not, is for kids. I'm always appalled at people who take little kids to extremely violent movies. Tonight, the theater was pretty empty, but there were still a couple families there with kids--kindergarten-age kids. I wouldn't let my 12-year-old see this.
The DVD will be out in January--I think it'll make a good addition to our collection.
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Categories: Movies, 4.5stars, ActionAdventure
Labels: 4.5 stars, action, Movies
Friday's Mini Poll #9
Categories: Polls
Labels: polls
Thursday, November 16, 2006

**** Flushed Away. Animated comedy.
Directed by: David Bowers & Sam Fell
Starring: Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Jean Reno
We just got back from seeing this at Sembach. It's a good theater for going to when you're expecting crowds, which is a given at a kids movie on a military base. Big theater, and the seats are in plenty of sections, so it's possible to sit somewhere without that guy with the big head sitting in front of you.
I must admit, after Barnyard, I was a bit leery about seeing another animated movie. I shouldn't have been. Even though Flushed Away was really short (IMDB says it's 90 minutes, but that must be including previews, because it started just after 7--after the national anthem and the theater ad--and was over at 8:10), it was funny and entertaining, and I never got bored or irritated with it. Even the teenager laughed, and he's a hard sell.
Roddy (Hugh Jackman) is a pet rat with a posh life--a gilded cage, and when the humans are away, he can do as he pleases, with the dolls from the dollhouse for companionship. Then one day, the house is invaded by a sewer rat named Sid, and when Roddy tries to lure him into the "jacuzzi," Roddy's the one who gets flushed instead.
He ends up in and underground rat city that's busy and full of cute details I wouldn't mind checking out on DVD because there was no way I could catch all of them--things like a teacup ride made from actual teacups, what looked like Lego flowers, and hand-mixer jet skis. It reminded me very much of the Borrowers or the Littles books from when I was a kid.
All Roddy wants is to get home, and in his quest, he gets help from Rita (Kate Winslet)--as long as he promises to pay her, that is--and runs afoul of The Toad. The various characters are a hoot--from the singing slugs to the French ninja frogs, led by LeFrog (Jean Reno), who not only fight, but bring along their own mime.
Roddy's character arc is predictable, but at least he has one, and he and Rita have interesting and distinct personalities.
One thing we all found amusing was that the rats were all into the World Cup, and especially the reaction of the American rat--after living through World Cup fever here in Germany this summer.
It's not The World's Greatest Animated Comedy, but it's well worth 70 (or 90 if you believe the IMDB) minutes of your time, and the cost of a matinee ticket.
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Categories: Movies, 4stars, Comedy
Labels: 4 stars, comedy, Movies
TT #29

Oh, this was fun. I found way more than 13, so I'll probably do a part 2 another week. Click on the links for the real story.
- Sugar in a gas tank will destroy a car's engine. I sure thought so--it shows up on TV shows an awful lot. http://www.snopes.com/autos/grace/sugar.asp
- An international drivers license will save you from the consequences of a bad driving record. This one was really prevalent over here, where servicemembers & families do need international drivers licenses to drive in other countries. http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/scams/license.asp
- Red cars get more speeding tickets than other cars. We got told this all the time when we bought our red Mustang. The only cars we've gotten speeding tickets in were a blue one and a gold one. http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/redcars.asp
- Seat belts will trap you in a vehicle in case of fire or water. Yeah, I always thought this one was a crock, but I have relatives who adamantly believe it. http://www.snopes.com/autos/techno/seatbelt.asp
- Chevy Nova sold poorly in Mexico because the name means "no go" in Spanish. I'd heard this years ago, and never thought to disbelieve it. http://www.snopes.com/business/misxlate/nova.asp
- Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Say something often enough... http://www.snopes.com/business/names/crapper.asp
- German chocolate cake is German. It's not. But my mom was really disappointed when she first visted us here and she couldn't get "authentic" German chocolate cake. http://www.snopes.com/business/names/cake.asp
- Some college library is sinking because the architects forgot to figure in the weight of the books. I've heard this one several times. Usually, it's the library at a rival school, but the first time I heard it was when I worked at the grad library at U of M and was told by co-workers that it was sinking. http://www.snopes.com/college/halls/sinking.asp
- Rice thrown at weddings is dangerous to birds. Everybody knows this. Right? http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp
- A dog's age, multiplied by 7, gives its equivalent human age. I suspect this was a way to get kids to memorize their multiplication tables--as kids, we spent an awful lot of time figuring out how old our dogs and our friends' dogs and our neighbors' dogs and hypothetical dogs were. http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/dogyears.htm
- The 5-second rule. I never really believed it, but it's a handy fiction when you've got kids. http://www.snopes.com/food/tainted/dropped.asp
- Suicide rates increase at Christmas. This one gets repeated every year. I've seen it in books, on TV shows, even in the news. http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/suicide.asp
- Poinsettias are toxic. Has anyone with small children not been cautioned about this? http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/poinsettia.asp
Gotta love Snopes. I'd look up corroborating evidence, but I've spent enough time on this already. Besides, the point was not to believe everything you hear.
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- Ma: Hawaiian slide show
- the view from Barb's desk
- Ghost: Fattoush salad
- Angela James: comfort reads
- Cheysuli's taking a break
- Julia: booking through Thursday
- Annie: being a beach bum
- Domestic Goddess: not your usual Thanksgiving list
- what/who Miranda can't live without
- what Jaci Burton's thankful for
- Colleen Gleason: Trixie Belden vs. Nancy Drew
- Tink: sports
- Jenny Ryan's favorite sites
- Melody's recent book buys
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006
inner European quiz
| Your Inner European is Spanish! |
![]() Energetic and lively. You bring the party with you! |
I don't get this one. It's very definitely not me. It's probably because I like flan and seafood. Or maybe the "energetic & lively" part is because I picked the Ferarri as my dream car. But geez--they said dream car. Do people really dream about cheap imports they can drive into the ground?
Categories: AboutMe
Labels: quiz

***½ Velvet Rope Diaries by Daniella Brodsky. Chick lit.
Hmmm. I used to think that the anti-chick-lit lobby, who characterized the genre as being all about young women obsessed with clothes and shoes, didn't know what they were talking about. After reading two such books close together, I'm beginning to see what they mean. Fortunately, the other chick lit (#9) books I've read are allowing me to view these two as an aberration. My inner Mary Sunshine refuses to entertain the possibility that those (#3 & #9) previous reads (#3) are the ones that are unusual.
This one tries to be deep by having the heroine sabotaging her life because of guilt over her father's death when she was 8. That portion of the book was interesting and thought-provoking, but rather than making me feel sympathy for her, it just made me annoyed.
Other than that, Anna Walker is the typical chick lit heroine. She works as an assistant for a trendy NYC daily paper, until one day she vents her frustration over her boss by writing a mock-expose about her... and the paper's gossip columnist finds it and prints it. Surprisingly, this leads, not to being fired, but being offered a column of her own--writing about the hottest of the hot NYC nightlife.
She meets a sexy stranger, and deals with some strange vibes from her womanizing best friend and roommate, Ray.
It is actually an entertaining story, but every time I started enjoying it, up popped the guilt thread and brought me down again. I've been trying to figure out why that is, because I like--in fact, I prefer--my chick lit with a core of angst. I think it's because Anna knew all along what her problem was--she just kept dwelling on it, so it wasn't so much discovery and growth as it was practicing to get over it.
Whatever it was, this blend of chick lit and women's fiction elements, though I can see how it would work for some readers, just didn't work for me.
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Categories: Books, 3.5stars, ChickLit
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