Sunday, June 18, 2006
Henry VIII's wives quiz
I wasn't going to post another quiz until Tuesday (trying to be organized, here), but Doug posted this one, and since I took it anyway, here are the results:
Which of Henry VIII's wives are you?
this quiz was made by Lori Fury
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Poor Katherine Howard. She was a horny young teenager and Henry was a fat old man with a crusty sore on his leg when he fell in love with her and made her his Queen.He called her his "Rose Without Thorns", but poor little Katherine fell in love with the sexy rogue Thomas Culpepper and so she was beheaded. So as not to make a mess of things, she had the chopping block brought up to her room so she could practice on it.
The last laugh was Katherine's: standing at the scaffold, she said "I die a Queen but I would rather die the wife of Culpepper." which probably pissed off Henry really good.
Which of Henry VIII's wives are you?
this quiz was made by Lori Fury
Categories: AboutMe
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That was fun. I'm Katherine Parr, which is nice, as it means I don't get my head chopped off.
"Katherine Parr spent nearly her whole life married to crotchety old men: Henry was the THIRD old fart she was forced to marry. Is it any wonder she turned to books and religion to occupy her time?
Katherine wasn't just smart, she was a tiny bit uppity, too: she almost got herself thrown in jail for arguing with His Royal Fatness about some theological issues. After Henry croaked, Katherine dropped the prim and proper act and married Thomas Seymour, a handsome, dashing pirate kind of guy who was also as dumb as a post.
Which goes to show you that even bookworms know how to get it on."
"Katherine Parr spent nearly her whole life married to crotchety old men: Henry was the THIRD old fart she was forced to marry. Is it any wonder she turned to books and religion to occupy her time?
Katherine wasn't just smart, she was a tiny bit uppity, too: she almost got herself thrown in jail for arguing with His Royal Fatness about some theological issues. After Henry croaked, Katherine dropped the prim and proper act and married Thomas Seymour, a handsome, dashing pirate kind of guy who was also as dumb as a post.
Which goes to show you that even bookworms know how to get it on."
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: 6/19/2006 12:14 PM
: 6/19/2006 12:14 PM
I am Anna of Cleves . . . I like it, fun! Yup, thanks for the quiz and thanks for dropping by my blog!
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