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Thursday, May 25, 2006

Towel Day 13



Thirteen Favorite Douglas Adams Quotes





I'd already written out a nice Thursday Thirteen, then discovered that today is Towel Day. Well. I couldn't let it go by without a remembrance, particularly since I'm in the middle of reading the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series to my boys over breakfast. So in honor of Towel Day, here are thirteen favorite Douglas Adams quotes in no particular order:

  1. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

  2. The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

  3. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

  4. Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

  5. Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

  6. The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.

  7. Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

  8. A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

  9. For a moment, nothing happened.Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

  10. If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up. After a few months' consideration and observation he abandonded this theory in favor of a new one. If they don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.

  11. If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.

  12. Anything that happens, happens. Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, causes itself to happen again. It doesn't all necessarily happen chronologically, though.

  13. "This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays."





Links to other Thursday Thirteens!

  1. One Scrappy Gal's having a busy day
  2. It's Mar's sister's birthday
  3. Jackie wonders about people from her past
  4. Tracy tells how to conceive a boy
  5. ideas for future 13s from Urban Mummy
  6. Carmen's looking forward to a trip to Egypt
  7. Laci is obsessed.
  8. favorite movie quotes from Doug
  9. Susan on long-distance relationships
  10. alphabetical opinions from Becky
  11. Cheryl's mega to-do list
  12. Pat's got the ultimate: thirteen 13s
  13. Thirteen place Scarlett would go


Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!


The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!





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Number 8 cracks me up!! "Fools" can be replaced by "child" too. When they get their minds wrapped around something...nothing will stop them from getting it!! Never knew who Douglas Adams was before today but now I really like him. :) Thanks for sharing!!

P.S. If I make the sangria first...nothing else on the list would get done! :)
 
I didn't know about this Towel Day, lol!
what a wonderful list, full of clever observations :)
 
Now I'm going to have to read that book (I know, I know, I should have read it already, it's even sitting on our shelf...) because I'd heard a lot of those quotes before but had no idea they were from there. My TT are up btw.
 
Great list! LOVE number 1 and 5! Have a great thursday!
 
Towel day? I had no idea!!

Maybe you should do 42 quotes by douglas adams?

Have a great day!
 
Oh, how funny! I remember some of those. Especailly the deadlines one.
 
Believe it or not, I have never read The Hitchhiker's Guide. I may have to run to the library and get it! :)

Happy Thursday and thanks for stopping by my blog! :)
 
Those are great, Darla! It makes me sad. I'll never be Doug Adams -- I can't do aphorisms nearly as well as he did.

My 13 are up, too.
 
I do like that book..as a matter of fact my 11 year old is going to read the series as a summer reading..

Thank you for visiting my TT
 
I adore Douglas Adams.
Brilliant list.
 
Happy Towel Day to all!

I've got my T13 up too.
 
I've never heard of 13 things to be so true in my life. How wonderful it is to see reality in the written word.

To be completely honest, It almost sounds like my mother and myself. We are sometimes too blunt for our own good and way too often "open mouth insert foot" on too many occasions when we should just turn and run then speak.

My favorite is Number 7. Someone needs to send this to the White House.
 
Love Douglas Adams. Got my son hooked on him. Great list!

Thank you for visiting my TT! :)
 
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